Quick POC on detecting hyper-visors using redundant rep prefixes

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#include <unistd.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <sys/mman.h>

int main(unsigned a);

__sighandler_t handler(int sig)  // our signal handler function
{
 switch(sig)
 {
  case SIGSEGV:  // when segfaults happen
   main(0xC0DE); // assume they have to be because of the bug and tell us we are in the matrix
  break;
 }
}

int main(unsigned a)
{
 if(a==0xC0DE) goto irl;  // if this shit is from a segfault, we are in real life :(
 signal(SIGSEGV, &handler); // register the segfault signal to be caught by our handler
 
asm(
        ".intel_syntax noprefix\n"
        "xor ecx, ecx\n" // we arent actually copying anything, so the counter is zero
        ".byte 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3\n" // redundant rep prefixes
        ".byte 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3\n" // ...
        ".byte 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3, 0xf3\n" // ...
        ".byte  0xa4\n" // movsb
);
 puts("The Matrix haz you Neo..."); // this is where you would put ninja moves, jack in or jack off, your choice ;)
 exit(1);
irl:
 puts("Isn't real life boring?"); // if we get here, this is boring reality :( no cool ninja moves today bro lol
 exit(0);
}